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If you are offended by penises, this is not the post for you.

I don't usually do disclaimers, but I felt it necessary. I've said for years that yes folks, Size does Matter. Men come in three sizes. Tasty, comfy, and get that thing the fuck away from me- I want to WALK in the morning.

But I've never gone through and actually measured the things for a comparative scale... Not quite like this anyway.

I've been reading HeartlessBitches for quite some time now and I adore the messages. One of the better Canadian things. :)

I used to in college comment when discussing Freud, "Sure I want a penis! I want it stuffed and mounted on my wall." Apparently I am not the only one to have such ambitions. In my search for out of the ordinary crafts, I have found the AntiCraft, and they have in their latest issue a crocheted Penis that I could mount on my wall. Oh dear the mind races and I think about finally making that hat rack I used to long for in college. The only problem now is how the hell do I convince my husband that I can put it on the wall? Maybe I'll just make one for my niece.... lol. You can find your own directions here.

And in the interest of equal opportunity offending, you can get directions for a snatchel too- a lovely knit purse designed to be a full set of the female reproduction system.

Knitting and crochet- they ain't just stuff your granny does any more- and who need yet another sweater/scarf/hat/wristlets. Let's make something fun.  ¶ 8:37 AM